Sunday, November 4, 2007

LOST!

Thirty-something mother of seven

Hair: Medium length, though losing much due to post-partum hair loss

Dress: Was last seen wearing some sort of dress smattered with baby spit-up and peanut butter

Eyes: first set, blue; second set, located in back of head, also blue

Last seen: About a week ago, going into the family laundry room. It is feared she drowned in the pile(s) of clothes which seems to be continuously rising at an alarming rate.

Hopes are low that she'll be found as that would require getting to the bottom of previously mentioned piles.

No picture posted as the most recent was taken before the baby was born and we don't have the technology needed to add the 20 lbs. missing person has gained since then.

If found, please take her to nearest tropical island and nourish with fun non-alcoholic drinks, chocolate, and quiet.


8 comments:

elianna said...

Ha ha. You are funny. :)

elianna said...

PS-Sing the Mickey Mouse song & spell "m-a-t-a-c-c-h-i-e-r-a" (that's how Lisa learned!) :)

Cheryl said...

Vicki,
Can I add my name to the missing persons list, along with yours??!! :o)

Lisa :-) said...

Funny that we should be suffering from the same thing on other sides of the world from each other! I'm continuously doing laundry and there's no serious end in sight! If it's not the dust from the dry season, it's the mud from the rainy season, all thrown in with the several outfits the baby seems to go through in a remarkably short period of time! Ah, thus is life! :-) At least we have washing machines...

heather said...

I was beginning to wonder about you. Thanks for letting us know. I have come to the conclusion that the laundry will never be done, so just enjoy the pile. Someday...we'll miss it!? :o)

Jen said...

I'm a Mom of 1 and I always have a pile of laundry! What's gonna happen when I have as many as you?

Dave said...

No no no....it's not supposed to work that way!

Wait till the pile of laundry gets big, then leave it there, and go buy new ones!

Never have to do laundry again!

Victoria said...

Ah, Dave! I knew I was doing something wrong! Do you know anyone who wants a washing machine? I don't need mine anymore...